Dear Google: Part 2

Dear Google,

How are ya? I got over the fact that you guys insist on my having a cell number to easily access your services. In fact, it seems that not only Google but life in general is insisting that I finally get with the program, as payphones are now outright vanishing from major metropolitan areas altogether.

So I am inching ever closer to getting one.

But I need a favor.

If you guys could solve your Blogger issues with IE browsers, that'd be great. Because I lost about three days of opportunities to update the posts on my three blogs.

If Google is trying to tell me that IE is crap and not to bother, I get it.

But it would be cool if all the Google engineers put massive resources into ensuring that the Blogger code is always up to date, thus ensuring a crash-free existence.

Think you guys can do it?

Let me know.

Your Partner In Life

Dear Google

As I have stated previously below, I do not own a cell phone.

And I have no plans to get one any time soon.

So please stop bugging me about adding a mobile number when I sign in to your otherwise wonderful Blogger service.

Read my lips: I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!

And don't try to guilt me by saying that the only thing standing between me and catastrophe is having one!

Otherwise you're great.

Thanks for listening.

Sincerely,

Mike Hebert