Let me take you through yesterday's events.
I was with my wife, not near my computer or phone. Suddenly my sister shows up at the door. Didn't I know that my dad, sister, and brother-in-law were coming over for a Christmas feast today?
I thought it was actually on Christmas!
So we wait for Dad, who was coming by bus, and was arriving at 11:30.
He showed up at 1:00, saying that he thought he had to leave at 11:30.
So the feast is gotten at KFC.
Chicken, corn, fries, coleslaw, 7-Up.
But no cutlery.
Or plates.
Sister has meltdown when none of the three convenience stores visited have plates.
Brother in law suggests cups.
Cups are gotten.
Three-times folded paper towels substitute for plates.
I carry leftover chicken home at my feet.
Leftover pop at my back, stuffed down my T-shirt.
Can't wait till next year!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Your Partner In Life
