Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Arctic Chill in LA: My True Calling?

I think I may have found my niche if ever I was to go to LA looking for work.

Not as a screenwriter, as I once dreamed.

But as an Arctic Survival Specialist (Yes, an ASS).

I may even feel like an ass after a while, taking money from good people for saying things like "You WILL be warm again! Look at me dammit! Clouds are NOT evil! They are our FRIENDS! I know the winter coat you bought at the Disney Store doesn't do the trick! Here's a real one!"

Then again, it might be easier to lay a little MTTP on them.

Move To Toronto, People.

Have a great day!

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